Here's one from Bright Wings for those
who watch birds from inside:
FROM WOODY'S RESTAURANT,
Today, noon, a young macho friendly waiter and
types -- two males, one female --
are in a quandry about the name of the duck
the duck being brown, but too large to be a
want to know, and I'm the human-watcher behind
camouflaged by my stillness and nonchalant
really want to know.
This sighting I record in the back of my
Field Guide to People.