David, have you heard about the Englishman who loved his wife so much he almost told her?
Date: Fri, 21 Mar 2008 16:09:25 -0400
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Subject: Re: "Zietgeist" (Was Inventions of the March Hare )
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Just to lower the tone - as would the laconic Inspector Rebus himself undoubtedly be anxious so to do, between drams in 
-  have to quote the following:-
Q How would an Edinburgh lady describe sex ?
A Those big cloth bags in which the coal gets delivered...............

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