Tom K. wrote:

> I can just see Eminem up there swaying his arms to that.
> (There's reason to be sorry for choosing him as an example,
> but he's the only current rapper I can actually name.)
> Any thoughts, or other bits of Possum Rap to propose?

Well, seen on the internet:

    "You know the world is going crazy when
       the best rapper is a white guy,
       the best golfer is a black guy,
       the Swiss hold the America's Cup,
       France is accusing the US of arrogance,
       and Germany doesn't want to go to war."

    -Author Unknown

Sorry.  But it was really difficult to pass up given your
lead-in Tom.