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to all of you dog lovers ...

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  > > >
  > > > Dear God,
  > > >   How come people love to smell flowers, but seldom,
  > > > if ever, smell one
  > > > another? Where are
  > > >   their priorities?
  > > >
  > > >   Dear God,
  > > >   When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch?
  > > > Or is it the same old
  > > > story?
  > > >
  > > >   Dear God,
  > > >   Excuse me, but why are cars named after the
  > > > jaguar, the cougar, the
  > > > mustang, the colt , the
  > > >   stringray and the rabbit, but not one named for a
  > > > dog? How often do
  > > > you see a cougar riding
  > > >   around? We dogs love a nice ride! I know every
  > > > breed cannot have its
  > > > own model, but it would
  > > >   be easy to rename the Chrysler Eagle the Chrysler
  > > > Beagle.
  > > >
  > > >   Dear God,
  > > >   If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no
  > > > human hears him, does
  > > > he still get his ass
  > > >   wacked with a newspaper?
  > > >
  > > >   Dear God,
  > > >   Is it true that in heaven, dining room tables have
  > > > on-ramps?
  > > >
  > > >   Dear God,
  > > >   If we come back as humans, is that good or bad?
  > > >
  > > >   Dear God,
  > > >   More meatballs, less spaghetti.
  > > >
  > > >   Dear God,
  > > >   When we get to the Pearly Gates, will we have to
  > > > do that stupid hand
  > > > shake trick to get in?
  > > >
  > > >   Dear God,
  > > >   Are there dogs on other planets or are we alone? I
  > > > have been howling
  > > > at the moon for a long
  > > >   time, but all I ever hear back is the horny beagle
  > > >   across the street.
  > > >
  > > >   Dear God,
  > > >   Are there mailmen in heaven? If there are, will I
  > > > have to apologize to
  > > > the sons-of-bitches?
  > > >
  > > >   Dear God,
  > > >   Is it true that dogs are not allowed in restauants
  > > > because we can't
  > > > make up our minds what
  > > >   NOT to order? Or is it that accident on the carpet
  > > > thing again?
  > > >
  > > >   Dear God,
  > > >   When I get to heaven, will I get my balls back?