A panda walks into a bar and asks for a piece of apple pie, eats it, pulls a
Smith and Wesson out of his fur, shoots the bar keeper and waddles out.

A man at the bar shouts: "Hey -- whaddaya think you're doing?"
The panda replies: "I just did what all pandas do."

At home, the guy takes his Webster, looks up "panda" and finds:

"A large, black-and-white mammal of W China that resembles a bear but is
related to the raccoons, eats shoots and leaves."