In a message dated 12/25/02 7:29:58 AM !!!First Boot!!!, [log in to unmask] writes:

Dear Kate of Troy! It is You I love!! Not her, By Priam's knees I saw the gates of London nibble thy breasts!

I love you Kate, O my Kate, Of WS

Oh, my.  I can't believe he didn't put in "Kiss me Kate."  In any event, a very happy Christmas and a belated happy Chanukah to all on the List.  I hope that Santa and your significant others brought what was desired.