In a message dated 2/28/01 7:28:45 PM EST, [log in to unmask] writes: > Steve, I may be the only person in the world > ever to say this, but *please* don't deprive us > of 'Mr Apollinax' to the tune of 'Yellow Submarine'! > Go on, I challenge you! :O) The only person in the world ever to say that? Are you kidding?? I'm CONSTANTLY getting requests for 'Mr Apollinax' to the tune of 'Yellow Submarine'. In fact, just the other day Rick Seddon sent me an off-list post BEGGING for a copy (he would never admit this on-list, of course). As I told Rick, he'll just have to wait until I publish my upcoming masterpiece, "Eliot Meets the Beatles", which will include "The Apollinax Submarine Rag". But here's an advanced look at the table of contents: Chapter 1 Eliot goes to England: Ticket to Ride Chapter 2 Enter Ezra Pound: With a little help from my friends Chapter 3 Jean Verdenal: Everybody's got something to hide except for me and my monkey Chapter 4 Marriage to Vivien: Your mother should know Chapter 5 Eliot the banker: A Hard Day's Night Chapter 6 Recuperation at Margate: Help! Chapter 7 What the Thunder Said: Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da Chapter 8 Rock and no water: The Long and Winding Road Chapter 9 What Dante means to me: Magical Mystery Tour -- Steve --