Schlanger wrote: The world needs more pop songs and more tapas bars. Less self-absorption.
Do you really wish to open the list to a serious discussion of "what the world needs"?
That could go viral! E.g,
Is this the best way we can grow our big orchards?
Is this the best way we can grow our good fruit --
To fall like dry leaves, to rot on my topsoil
And be called by no name except deportees?
One could write a book on the possessive adjectives here - "our" to "my."