An associate by the name of Morgan Wray has reported to me
that in an episode of THE SIMPSONS, Smithers has written a
musical based on the Malibu Stacey doll and has asked for
leave from work to produce it in New Mexico. Mr. Burns
responds by saying words to the effect: "What!? I've never heard
of such a silly idea; the next thing you know, they will be making
a musical about the common cat!"
Dr. Peter C. Montgomery
Dept. of English
3100 Foul Bay Rd.
Victoria, BC CANADA V8P 5J2
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