am 4.11.2002 08:50 Uhr schrieb Peter Montgomery unter
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> A Readers Digest filler I remember from about 60 years ago. A German
> refugee professor orders Scotch and Soda in a New York bar. When the
> drink comes, the scotch and soda have both been poured into the glass.
> He complains that he wanted a scotch and soda, not a scotch with soda.
> What's the difference, the waitress wants to know. The same as the
> difference between a woman and child and a woman with child he responds.
Reminds me of the same professor ordering a Martinus.
Waiter: You mean "Martini"?
Professor: Young man, if I had wanted more than one, I would have said so.
Not to mention Bin Laden's favorite drink: a Double Manhattan...