This is quite off topic except that I'm adding something like the
following to my TWL website.

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Those are pearls that were his eyes

    Full fathom five thy father lies;
    Of his bones are coral made;
    Those are pearls that were his eyes:
    Nothing of him that doth fade
    But doth suffer a sea-change
    Into something rich and strange.

In Shakespeare's day people had to rely on a sea-change to turn their
loved ones into jewelry. Not so today! A company called LifeGem is
ready to turn the bodies of your relatives into a diamonds. Choose
from clear or selected colors.

As they say at their website:

    A LifeGem is a certified, high quality diamond created from the carbon
    of your loved one as a memorial to their unique and wonderful
    life. [The carbon comes from the cremated ashes of the body.] The
    LifeGem diamond is more than a memorial to visit on the weekends--it
    is a way to embrace your loved one's memory day by day.

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http://www.lifegem.com/secondary/whatisLG.htm

Regards,
    Rick Parker