From: Bill Fant [mailto:[log in to unmask]]
Sent: Thursday, October 10, 2002 1:02 PM
Subject: lawyer joke
> A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On
> their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm
> still a virgin."
> "What?" said the puzzled groom.
> "How can that be if you've been married ten times?" "Well, Husband #1
> sales representative;
> he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
> Husband #2 was in software services;
> he was never really sure how it was supposed to function,
> but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
> Husband #3 was from field services;
> he said everything checked out diagnostically
> but he just couldn't get the system up.
> Husband #4 was in telemarketing; even though
> he knew he had the order,
> he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
> Husband #5 was an engineer;
> he understood the basic process but wanted three
> years to research, implement, and design
> a new state-of-the-art method.
> Husband #6 was from finance and administration;
> he thought he knew how, but he wasn't
> sure whether it was his job or not.
> Husband #7 was in marketing; although he had a nice product, he was
> never sure how to position it.
> Husband #8 was a psychologist;
> all he ever did was talk about it.
> Husband #9 was a gynecologist;
> all he did was look at it.
> Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was... God! I miss
> But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!" "Good," said the
> new husband, "but, why?" "You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna
> get screwed!"