No offence meant ;-)))
But since they unsed Father and Son" on an ad for instant tea some (long)
years ago ...
The text to the melody ran "wenn der Teekessel singt und der Goldteefdix
duftet" (I won't translate that)
For me this was kind of a trauma I guess ;-) (I was aged 15 or so by then).
Oh, yes, I forgot to tell: Maby you noticed already but I am "the Hun at the
gate", i.e. I'm from Germany (Euro-Country nowerdays ;-) )