to all of you dog lovers ...
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> > >
> > > Dear God,
> > > How come people love to smell flowers, but seldom,
> > > if ever, smell one
> > > another? Where are
> > > their priorities?
> > >
> > > Dear God,
> > > When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch?
> > > Or is it the same old
> > > story?
> > >
> > > Dear God,
> > > Excuse me, but why are cars named after the
> > > jaguar, the cougar, the
> > > mustang, the colt , the
> > > stringray and the rabbit, but not one named for a
> > > dog? How often do
> > > you see a cougar riding
> > > around? We dogs love a nice ride! I know every
> > > breed cannot have its
> > > own model, but it would
> > > be easy to rename the Chrysler Eagle the Chrysler
> > > Beagle.
> > >
> > > Dear God,
> > > If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no
> > > human hears him, does
> > > he still get his ass
> > > wacked with a newspaper?
> > >
> > > Dear God,
> > > Is it true that in heaven, dining room tables have
> > > on-ramps?
> > >
> > > Dear God,
> > > If we come back as humans, is that good or bad?
> > >
> > > Dear God,
> > > More meatballs, less spaghetti.
> > >
> > > Dear God,
> > > When we get to the Pearly Gates, will we have to
> > > do that stupid hand
> > > shake trick to get in?
> > >
> > > Dear God,
> > > Are there dogs on other planets or are we alone? I
> > > have been howling
> > > at the moon for a long
> > > time, but all I ever hear back is the horny beagle
> > > across the street.
> > >
> > > Dear God,
> > > Are there mailmen in heaven? If there are, will I
> > > have to apologize to
> > > the sons-of-bitches?
> > >
> > > Dear God,
> > > Is it true that dogs are not allowed in restauants
> > > because we can't
> > > make up our minds what
> > > NOT to order? Or is it that accident on the carpet
> > > thing again?
> > >
> > > Dear God,
> > > When I get to heaven, will I get my balls back?
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